Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Back to Pig-face business

Well, folks, don't think I forgot about Pig-face. In fact, I've got something real special cookin' up that is sure to put a smile on your Pig-face hating faces. The truth is, unlike Pig-face, I have non-blogging life and career related matters to tend to that simply take precedent. For Pig-face, as we all know, no such precedents exist: his sordid life revolves around stealing photos, reporting old news that's already been done in People and TMZ, being confused about his identity, staying busy outing gay celebrities in hopes that it might elevate his own self-hating, mixed-up self-esteem...and so forth.

And to those Pig-face lovers who keep peeking over here and declaring their undying love of the Ovaweight Lova, I can only say: My sympathies, truly.

34 Comments:

Anonymous Spread the news said...

I wonder if Perez will get in any legal trouble for shamelessly useing Federal Expresses corporate name and logo "FedEx" to refer to Kevin Federfucktard? Afterall, he does profit from his site and he's blatantly ripping of the registered trademark of a large company and using it in a dergatory way.....wonder what would happen if their PR/marketing and legal team found out....????

FedEx is a registered trademark. Copyright infringement, anyone?

8:26 PM  
Blogger Penny Woods said...

Methinks he rips off this wonderful gossip site known as Cele|bitchy and takes their stuff without crediting the people that contribute there as well. He received credit from Defamer claiming the tape of K-Fed freaking out over that text message when I have a suspicion he didn't find that video first.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate that gay fag piece of shit pussy asshole cunt what a piece of filth ... he is the lowest form of life on earth he should burn in the pits of hell ... oh and by the way instead of calling him pig face you should call him what he really is a pig faced fat fuck!!!!!!!

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank GOD! I thought you had abandoned us. I'm still in shock over Perez stalking, badgering, and harassing Neil Patrick Harris until he released a statement regarding his sexuality. I think it's really shameful. And Perez's reaction to NPH's statement was just abhorrent. He is a utterly trashy human being.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, I think I'm in love. A place to voice how much I hate this sick fuck. Thank you!

5:29 PM  
Anonymous coalharbourqt said...

Perez rips everyone off but I think Celebitchy does too(correct me if I'm wrong). I'm just so sick of the fact that he's so biased where Paris is concerned - can't stand her. At least Lindsay has some true talent, even if she is lacking in maturity. Anyway, looking forward to whatever you have cooking and glad to hear that you have an actual 'life' to attend to - as compared to you know who! Keep bloggin'!!

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penis-erez isn't the only one using the moniker FedEx. I'm sure he copied it from someone else; he's such a leech. It does make you wonder about copyright infringement, doesn't it?

12:52 AM  
Anonymous SPACEKITTY said...

yeah he is an ass 4 all of the reasons you stated.lol
but what also upsets me is that because he is gay,he thinks he has the right to out other gay people and that's none of his FAT,UGLY,PORK FACED BUISNESS.
or his right.
that's not his call 2 make.

what a loser!!!!!!

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the reasons he listed for dissliking Aniston -- I mean other than the barely adequately good looking and weed as drug of choice, it sounded like he was describing himself.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING HATERS! PEREZ RULES!! AND I JUST WANT TO CLEAR UP THAT "VIDEO" OF K FUCK WAS FROM MUCH MUSIC, HE DIDN'T STEAL IT FROM ANY OTHER WEBSITES, ALL U PUSSY'S ARE JUST HATING CAUSE YOU DON'T GET 2.5 MILLION PEOPLE VISITING YOUR SUCKY ASS WEBSITE!!

1:55 PM  
Anonymous coalharbourqt said...

Perhaps I should clarify that I, for one, don't have a website, hence no jealousy where Mario is concerned - just genuinely can't stand that he has his head so far up Paris Hilton's smelly twat that it's turned him into a flaming misogynist.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Anabella89 said...

lol i love this site!!

4:01 PM  
Anonymous SPACEKITTY said...

Anonymous said...
YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING HATERS! PEREZ RULES!! AND I JUST WANT TO CLEAR UP THAT "VIDEO" OF K FUCK WAS FROM MUCH MUSIC, HE DIDN'T STEAL IT FROM ANY OTHER WEBSITES, ALL U PUSSY'S ARE JUST HATING CAUSE YOU DON'T GET 2.5 MILLION PEOPLE VISITING YOUR SUCKY ASS WEBSITE!!

^^^^^^you sound like such a dumb(and apparently you are blind too)BITCH.
yes we are HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the site 2 go 2 if you HATE PEREZ HILTON!!!!!!!!!!!
DUH
DUH
DUH
DUH
DUH
DUH

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PARIS HILTON IS A LOVELY GIRL, ALL YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF HER AND AND I CAN SEE WHY PEREZ WHOULD LIKE HER. SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE IS A CARING YOUNG LADY AND SHE IS HILARIOUS. SHE HAS A HEART. AND I WOULD DAMN SURE HANG OUT WITH HER IF I COULD. IT COULD ONLY BE A GOOD THING TO BE NICE/FRIENDLY TO PARIS HILTON. I MEAN....LOOK AT HER

4:58 PM  
Anonymous eat me then ride me said...

anonymASS wrote: YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING HATERS! PEREZ RULES!! AND I JUST WANT TO CLEAR UP THAT "VIDEO" OF K FUCK WAS FROM MUCH MUSIC, HE DIDN'T STEAL IT FROM ANY OTHER WEBSITES, ALL U PUSSY'S ARE JUST HATING CAUSE YOU DON'T GET 2.5 MILLION PEOPLE VISITING YOUR SUCKY ASS WEBSITE!!

-- Hey fuckstick? I don't have a website, nor do I really want one, so go take your pig face lovin' ass kissin' ass elsewhere --

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes Im sure "lovely girls" make porno tapes and publicly insult people to make themselves feel better...Perez took a turn for the worse once he started hanging out with that nasty bitch...and now he is just as nasty as her. I emailed some of his advertisers hopefully they will open their eyes about what a disgusting person they are paying to be a part of.

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is funny:
www.myspace.com/ihateperezhilton

8:22 PM  
Blogger Gabriella said...

why do all the people who dislike this site, and for some inane reason love perez hilton type in all caps?
dumbasses much?

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You got a shout out on Best Week Ever's comment section! Excellent.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/11/13/icymi-bwe-lances-perez-hilton/

I love that BWE has finally been clued in that Perez is a fucking scumbag. I love it when karma comes around!

Eat it, douchebag!

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am happy to say i have FINALLY deleted ph from my favorites and i thought it was going to be difficult and i would cheat but a week has gone by and i actually feel better...there's too much crap going on in the world to focus on celebs pathetic lives...i'm hoping this crazy FAD will go away soon. Just a note to whoever is running this blog...although i appreciate where you're coming from i'm sure (i know this from experience) that this too will suck the life out of you...well that's a bit of an exageration but you know what i mean...i'm sure we will all sleep better if we simply don't breed anymore light into this messed up persons being...this site included and it will soon pass. I recommend everyone read some Deepak Chopra books, or my favorite (new bible) Seat of the Soul...TRUST me you will all be better people for it...more importantly you'll FEEL better for it...much love and peace...

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ps - if like me it is part of your job to know what celebs are wearing then check out teddy and moo blog...it has bigger pics but best of all it doesn't have the lame, hating comments...and NO i am not affiliated with teddy and moo in any way.
peace out

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well you havent taken perez down yet?? what's the problem?? thought you would have him out of business by now. where is that big scheme you had cooked up?? hell he is still rocking and rolling stronger than ever. yeah he hates LL, who dont??????? she is one ugly little bitch and has no taste what so ever, in anything-clothes, men, words. NOTHING. i wonder how much longer she will be in hollywood.

8:31 PM  
Blogger cujokay said...

Perez haters will LOVE this. I know I did. Enjoy. Notice he never stops eating. lol!

http://mizmonicamonroemoviereviews.blogspot.com/

4:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SUED! Perez gets served by Splash (he looks like he's about to cry right into his food). Check it out!
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/perez-hilton/breaking-perez-hilton-gets-served-20061115.php?rss

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I looked at the video of him getting served. Soooooo funny- serves him right!!!!

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Shane said...

Perez was served with papers today for stealing pics. Predictibly he was stuffing his face in the Coffee Bean on Sunset when it happened. It's all here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE7qFo8Pi5E

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate perez.

http://ihateperez.livejournal.com/

11:27 PM  
Blogger Jan said...

I hope every single person he has stolen from sues him, both all the photo agencies and the paparazzi themselves. He has been living off their work for years now, and should have to pay all that he has made and more. His business is a criminal enterprise.

5:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!

Perez In Limbo: VH1 Deal Still Possible, As Are the Chances Jesse Metcalfe Is Straight

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/perez-hilton/perez-in-limbo-vh1-deal-still-possible-as-are-the-chances-jesse-metcalfe-is-straight-20061116.php

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Shane said...

Shit-'fer-brains just lost his not-to-be-picked-up reality show. Karma is a beoytch.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous jomama said...

I think you should call him ASS-FACE. Pigface is insulting to pigs.

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to see this site as well. It's so refreshing to see how many people realize what a complete tool Mario Lavenderia (lol) is.

http://ihateperez.livejournal.com/

2:42 PM  
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