Thursday, October 26, 2006

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM ??!! File under: Icky, icky poo




Ok, we all know that Pig-face has always been homely, greasy, and highly unattractive —with a jaw like a hippo's, the nose of a wild boar and a serious water head, what can one expect? Lately, though, things have gotten really bad. Not only does he look like he has downs, but there must be at least 230 pounds on that frame. Medically-speaking, he is obese. Seriously, he looks EMBARASSING. All that sitting on his ass, blogging with his calloused fingers about the exciting lives of the celebs he envies has done serious damage to his already damaged face and "body."

I wish I could say that a little "Dr. 90210" would do him good, but there's no hope for this thing. I mean, he's even gotten nasty, pudgy little girly-hands. WOW.

My friend made this hilarious collage of the obese Pig-face and the once clearly-weight-obsessed-starving Pig-face. More images of Pig-face in his current, morbidly obese stage to come in the next post. Enjoy!

(photo of Pig-face on the left by Caroline Torem-Craig; right photo credit n/a)

40 Comments:

Anonymous perez is a snitch - said...

perez needs to go to prison to get ass whipped and fucked into a normal state if that is even possible. perez needs to get a heart attack and die. fucking coke snorting snitch. hate his fucken ugly pig faced ass. he is the epitamy of everythng wrong. he gives us homos a bad name.

PEREZ the SNITCH (pass it on)

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're a loser, perez rocks

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.s. love ya perez
-stef

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush Limbaugh has a small penis. Perez Hilton has a smaller penis.

Rush Limbaugh has a tiny unit. Perez Hilton has an even tinier unit.

Rush Limbaugh has erectile dysfunction. Perez Hilton is a bottom.

Rush Limbaugh is hung like a pimple. Perez Hilton has an inverted penis.

Rush Limbaugh takes it up the backdoor. Perez Hilton takes it up the backdoor.

Rush Limbaugh is gayer than a two dollar bill. Perez Hilton stinks really bad.

Rush Limbaugh sniffs his own farts. Perez Hilton sniffs Rush's farts too. Perez Hilton also sniffs his own farts.

9:24 PM  
Blogger 3ric said...

I don't know how this helps the debate on Perez Hilton? If you want to talk about him using copyright materials, that's cool, but talking about how fat he is is going to lead no where...

10:44 PM  
Anonymous hernysio said...

perez suckss!!!!! nice blog!!!
ea!!!

10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haters, because he is doing what you wish you could. Ha.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you seen his manhunt.net pics??? So gross!!!!!

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out his site before they take it down...Perez talks about using crystal meth, and all the other sick shit he is into...it is hie dating profile...he also posted pics of himself naked...

http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2006/06/perez-hilton-exposed.html

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez is in no way, shape or form doing what i wish i could. i have a normal life- a cool job (yeah, it involves celebrities too!) i don't have to stoop to low levels to achieve "fame" by trashing people. perez is clearly a sick individual with major problems. i like to stay away as far as a i can from people like him.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous BrooklynBetty said...

stef's a loser, perez Sucks ass


X17 KICKS ASS!

12:08 PM  
Anonymous life is awesome said...

rest assured, doing what perez does would be my worst nightmare. what a sad, empty existence. if i was to wake up tomorrow as perez hilton, with his life, it wold be a hell that cannot be imagined.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is getting paranoid and for good reason. Look what message you get after trying to post a message and his site. He doesn’t want his stupid fans to know how many Perez haters are out there! Give me a break “malicious comments.” Well, Perez should know all about those, he’s been making them himself long enough.

Thank You for Commenting
Your comment has been received. To protect against malicious comments, I have enabled a feature that allows your comments to be held for approval the first time you post a comment. I'll approve your comment when convenient; there is no need to re-post your comment.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is getting paranoid and for good reason. Look what message you get after trying to post a message and his site. He doesn’t want his stupid fans to know how many Perez haters are out there! Give me a break “malicious comments.” Well, Perez should know all about those, he’s been making them himself long enough.

Thank You for Commenting
Your comment has been received. To protect against malicious comments, I have enabled a feature that allows your comments to be held for approval the first time you post a comment. I'll approve your comment when convenient; there is no need to re-post your comment.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous life is awesome said...

he can dish it but he can't take it! the ultimate low-life hypocrite! wow, what an eye-opener.

as he bashes others, he takes away his own readers' freedom of speech! OMG!!

if you're desperate for gossip, get it elsewhere! just not his sad site. and post your comments here.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everybody needs to see this, Perez is a fucking looser, posting pictures of his dick online.

http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/2006/07/blogger_battle_1.html

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/2006/07/blogger_battle_1.html

1:33 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

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3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good website- and very true. Perez has become very hateful. Somebody dug up an old (revealing) sex personal of his that he had posted at Manhunt
http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/2006/07/blogger_battle.html

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frankly, I don't know who Perez Hilton is, but he looks and sounds like a douchebag.

3:27 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Why does everybody post as "anonymous" on here?

Are they afraid?

I'm Walrus Gumboot dammit!

Perez Hilton can kiss my zit filled ass!!!

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

READERS: Spread the word to all legitimate blog sites to disable right-click function (aka stealing photos) as X17 has done. This prevents thieves like Perez Hilton (real name, Mario Lavandeira) from getting filthy rich from stealing the work of others.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why does the blog administrator keep on deleting all the comments. Wut the hell?

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats wrong with you fucking people?

you say you hate him because he makes fun of Lindsay's weight, and then you go ahead and insult him for battling with his own?


You all suck cock.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

STFU Perez!

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's nasty he doesn't look right skinny, fat, or in between.

12:35 AM  
Blogger Ridwah said...

If people really hate him that much, they have to start hitting him where it hurts. Email Ben Sherman, and all the companies that advertise on his blog and give him freebies, and all the television shows and magazines he's called to do commentary on. If people hate him that bad, they have to be loud.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like he hired Maria's retoucher for the second pic

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, jealous blogger, why is it ok for you to say Perez is fat and ugly but it's not ok for Perez to say what he wants about celebs who are 'fair game' in the media?

YOU are the sad, insanely jealous, pathetic fool who wastes your time writing about someone you hate! I bet you check Perez 5x a day for latest gossip. You are so sad and jealous while Perez laughs his ass to the bank.

You wish you had his 'success'...!

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey dumb ass! The main point is not what Perez says but that he steals pictures from other sites. Not surprising that a Perez fan would completely fail to understand that point. Go back to being a follower, brainless loser.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous SPACEKITTY said...

why the fuck do people who like perez keep coming on here?

the people who are defending him sound like a bunch of DUMB FUCKS.

10:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez was just as ugly when he was thin. There's nothing he can do about the fug face of his.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do you keep erasing my posts?? you fucking cunt!!! i have got an opinion, and I suppose you created this shit for opinions, RIGHT?? if you cant take the heat, stay outta the motherfucking kitchen.

perez is still rocking and you are just a mere pimple on his ass

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is quite possibly the ugliest person I've ever seen!

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