Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Special Halloween Edition: Pig-face meets Pinhead

If this creature comes to your door asking for "treats" (translation: "tina," money, credit cards, checks), run as fast as you can. Let's keep him in the parallel dimension of the third gate of the Cenobite kingdom where he belongs. Happy Halloween!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny! That picture is absolutely perfect. Love your blog. I had no idea that there were this many people who despise Perez as much as I do. Keep up the great work. If more people realize what a scum bag he is he will eventually be taken down.

5:48 PM  
Blogger vriss said...

Absolutely hilarious.

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now thats funny!! Perez this is what we call humour!

4:40 AM  
Anonymous me said...

u Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perez is one big fat paris asslicker

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found your blog (which is very funny btw) from the many posts advertising it on Perez's site. Now, his site is down? I bet he's making changes so people can't post the numerous bad comments about him. If true that would be the worst case of the pot calling the kettle black that I've ever seen.

9:48 AM  
Anonymous famous person said...

why is anyone even going to perez website anymore??
he lifts all his material from other sites. just don't go and contribute to his negativity, seriously. (must i remind you how he called lindsay lohan "fat" the other week?..) if you must get your gossip fix- just go to people.com or tmz.com. they have the latest shit. any site but his. unless you're a sadomasochist and like having your day shitted on by the likes of perez hilton.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous WoW said...

LOL! Yeah, so many people hate him that your posts get a whopping, what, 6 comments, 7 comments? What a bunch of tools.

Go back and worship your Lindsay shrine because you are an unoriginal twat. Jesus, so ridiculous! Perez makes way better points than you, and you're little "Boycott Perez" site is only making him more popular.

You are a real dumbass. In fact, I wish I could go back in time and save the 2 minutes of my life it has taken me to read your drivel and write this.


11:19 AM  
Blogger FuckPerezHilton said...

"wow" --

Your post made me chuckle. If you check on the bottom of my blog, my first post got 75 comments, the majority of which are from Pig-face haters. Now, for a blog that's 6 days old, I'd say that's not a bad turnout, my little friend.
I do want to thank you for visiting, though. Clearly, you are curious.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Jonny T said...

perez hilton is so fucking ugly, i swear he is, by far, the ugliest person i have ever seen. anyway, i have a strong dislike for how he tries to out everyone, its like he is trying to not feel alone. people need their privacy too. he's so fucking stupid and ugly.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't u get it??? Douche is Perez writing his little comments. Lame, lame, lame

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You actually made Perez look better. He doesn’t look like the fat bastard he's turned into.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous SPACEKITTY said...

^^^^^TO WOW,

you sound like a stupid bitch.

if you LIKE perezs fat ass,then don't come on HERE.
simple as that.

this is 4 the people who HATE PEREZ HILTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:27 PM  
Blogger Bedazzler said...

Great art. Lol. Keep up the good work!


12:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep Douche is Perez! I know because he always has something nasty to say with regards to anything to do with females.

5:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love your site. Perez is an a$$hole-but your pic makes him look better than he does. He's a loud mouth fat butt!!! Keep up the great work!!!!

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hellish funny

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great site!!!

12:07 PM  
Blogger A Spoiled Hellbettie said...

Ewww...way to ruin Pinhead

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Shane said...


12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what an ugly bastard! tick tick tick, Perez, your 15 minutes are almost up!

I hope this blog surpasses his by a landslide.....

11:36 AM  
Anonymous mary said...

But....appearently this blog owner keeps on going back to perez's site, AND developed a whole site to him (negative/or positive, sounds like obsession to me)

5:49 PM  
Anonymous mary said...

and about hating perez... alot of people say they do and read his stuff anyway- definitely would think its a love hate deal. youre still putting money in his pockets, i only came here because you posted on perez's blog -thought its a little weird you are dedicating youre time on one person. whatev

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't really like him either. I just invite him to parties so he'll be nice to me on his blog, and promote my singing career, and make fun of the people I tell him I hate. He's my little bitch, only not cute enough to carry around with me.

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I learned about Perez from the morning show I used to listen to on the radio. They had it set up that a few times a week they would call him to get the latest "gossip". A lot of people complained about his site being so foul and that they couldn't understand why their morning show would even be affiliated with such a sick person. Needless to say I haven't heard him back on the air. I used to read his site, it was funny at one point, but now it is just downright stupid. Even reading his site makes me feel sleezy and degraded, like I just helped to spread his hate. Now that I think about it, right around the time he started being bff with Paris is when he took a turn for the worse. Once she drops him like a bad habit what will he do then? Like the post where he stood up for Paris when she got the DUI...that is just irresponsible. Karma will bite Perez in the ass. I will NEVER visit his site again.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any idea why Perez' site is down? Here's hoping he's been forced to. Due to his pilfering use of photos perhaps?

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darn, it's up again! Why doesn't he get sued? Thought u did that at a drop of a hat in USA. I'm soooooo disappointed!

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Yael said...

If you have an entire website dedicated to Perez Hilton, he must be really important for you.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

call him mario and mention meth/

2:17 PM  
Anonymous piss and vinegar said...

I wonder if Perez will get in any legal trouble for shamelessly useing Federal Expresses corporate name and logo "FedEx" to refer to Kevin Federfucktard? Afterall, he does profit from his site and he's blatantly ripping of the registered trademark of a large company and using it in a dergatory way.....wonder what would happen if their PR/marketing and legal team found out....????

4:52 PM  
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8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pigez is a paid character assassin.

7:37 AM  
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